when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
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blame it on the stardust
Devyn. 20something. Too gay to function.
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
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Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live
hey what the fuck
Stop being afraid to live deliciously
if you don’t do this don’t speak to me
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This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.
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tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality
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The fbi man behind my webcam whenever I reblog “fbi man who’s spying on me” memes:
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